It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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