Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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