Can i not drive my cunt home
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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