Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
