U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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