I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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