I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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