last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My dad is sitting where you rode me
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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