You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
These tits shall not be calmed
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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