If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You're like the curious george of whores
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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