my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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