1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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