awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
