I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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