forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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