Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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