i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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