I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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