I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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