Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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