Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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