Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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