apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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