Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
its liver damage thursday
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
