Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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