just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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