in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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