you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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