My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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