Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
