Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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