we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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