im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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