This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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