So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just tell him i said nine months
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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