You were right. It hurts to walk today.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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