he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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