Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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