R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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