We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
