So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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