Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Only a mothe r could love this liver
You're earring is so big in my mouth
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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