I'm going to jail i love you
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
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just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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