Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's blow job season.
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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