Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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