So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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