I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
where am i from again
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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