I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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