We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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