Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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