If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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