..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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